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That Crazy Claus: 13 Wacky Santas You Don’t Want Coming Down Your Chimney
We all grow up loving Santa Claus, but sometimes, the season brings out some of the odder things in life. Here are a few of the odder Santa Claus pictures that I have come across.
We all love Santa Claus, but sometimes, Christmas seems to go a little of the beaten path. Here are a few of the odder Santas that I have seen.
Okay, this one really freaks me out. I have no idea what they were thinking.
When Santa and friends party, they party hard! Somehow, I doubt that he is on the “good” list.
Santacon is when a large number of people go out to party celebrate dressed for the season. Sometimes it can be a bit offbeat to say the least.
Somehow I don’t think that I will be taking my kids to this Santa. How to give the little ones nightmares!
Another Santa not to take the kids to! They claim this is linked to a Christmas “speedo run”. Yes, nothing says Christmas like running in a speedo.
Some people will dress up anything for the season. Somehow I am thinking that this is not exactly the classical idea of Santa. Sort of a “Merry Christmas, I come bearing a probe” theme.
I love this hippy Santa. I guess he kind of reminds me of my dad. Yeah, scary I know.
Okay, crazy clown Santa Claus is really, really scary. You expect him to come after you with a knife.
This guy has a pretty evil and scary look, and I love the warning “I move” pinned onto him. Imagine trying to walk by and having him suddenly start moving around. I wounder how many heart attacks he caused before they put the sign up?
Ah yes, Santa creeping up behind some poor kid.
I am really not sure what this guy is trying to say with this look. Sort of a very naughty Santa look. The whip on the belt is a nice touch.
Someone just could not let go of Halloween. Sort of a “nightmare before Christmas” theme.
I guess this is why I have not seen Santa recently. Who puts Santa’s head in a case anyways?
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Funny….
Another excellent wacky article! Enjoyed it very much! Thanks!
You’re lucky that Emma wasn’t looking when I opened this! This could definitely give small kids nightmares. Or maybe even me!!!
Another good one Mark
love it. The alien one is awesome!
Great! lol
This was great.. and to think I used to be afraid of the santa at the mall….lol
LOL!!!
Really funny!
Great stuff here!
Wonderfully weird article. Good job.
I don’t know… that speedo santa can come down my chimney if he wants! LOL
The pumpkin head santa is from The nIghtmare before Xmas/Jack Skellington Haunted House ride at Disney Land.
nice article!!
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I found it thanks to a tool that I found and I explained its use in my last article, “How to know if your content is being stolen”.
Thanks a lot Maria! I certainly do not deal with that site and have not authorized them to steal my work. Unfortunately, it is such a crummy site that I am having issues finding a way to get hold of the theifs!