The Dummy Interrogation
This is another version of Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions called The Dummy Interrogation…… Enjoy!
1. Question: Did you get throed in jail?
Answer: No. I heard you were in here, so I thought I’d come down and spend the night with you.
2. Question: Where do you want me to sleep?
Answer: On a nail.
3. Question: Is she really your mother-in-law?
Answer: No. She’s my drinking buddy.
4. Question: Can you sing?
Answer: No. But I can scream.
5. Question: Is that your house?
Answer: No. It belongs to my landlord.
6. Question: How did you get rich?
Answer: I robbed a lottery winner.
7. Question: How much did that steak cost?
Answer: An arm and a leg.
8. Question: Where did that flying saucer come from?
Answer: My wife through it at me.
9. Question: Why are you sweating so much?
Answer: I had a wet dream.
10. Question: Where did you learn to drive?
Answer: A blind man taught me.
11. Question: Why did you jump in the river?
Answer: I wanted to teach the fish how to swim.
12. Question: Do you know what time it is?
Answer: Its time for you to leave.