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The Dummy Interrogation

Published by R.B. Parsley in Offbeat
April 18th, 2010

This is another version of Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions called The Dummy Interrogation…… Enjoy!

 1. Question: Did you get throed in jail?

 Answer: No. I heard you were in here, so I thought I’d come down and spend the night with you.

2. Question: Where do you want me to sleep?

 Answer: On a nail.

3. Question: Is she really your mother-in-law?

Answer: No. She’s my drinking buddy.

4. Question: Can you sing?

Answer: No. But I can scream.

5. Question: Is that your house?

Answer: No. It belongs to my landlord.

6. Question: How did you get rich?

Answer: I robbed a lottery winner.

7. Question: How much did that steak cost?

Answer: An arm and a leg.

8. Question: Where did that flying saucer come from?

Answer: My wife through it at me.

9. Question: Why are you sweating so much?

Answer: I had a wet dream.

10. Question: Where did you learn to drive?

Answer: A blind man taught me.

11. Question: Why did you jump in the river?

Answer: I wanted to teach the fish how to swim.

12. Question: Do you know what time it is?

Answer: Its time for you to leave.

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  1. Posted April 18, 2010 at 3:54 am

    A very funny piece

  2. Posted April 18, 2010 at 3:55 am

    A very funny piece.

  3. Posted April 18, 2010 at 3:56 am

    A very funny piece.

  4. Posted April 18, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    Very funny, thanks for my laugh and smile for the day.

  5. Posted April 24, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    RB, Those were halarious, thanks for sharing.

  6. Posted April 25, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    Hehehehahaha! :-) There’s a few beauties up there .. that I’ll keep in my frontal lobe area. ~ Thanks for a good laugh and some excellent comebacks R. B. Parsley :-)

  7. Posted April 25, 2010 at 11:04 pm

    Interesting post, just today i know more about it. Good subject selection for writing articles. Thanks for sharing this good one.

  8. Posted April 27, 2010 at 10:23 pm

    That is comical, thanks for the laugh.

  9. Posted September 16, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    great answer…i will use this answers for future reference…hahaha..very funny answers

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