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The Real Superheroes.

Published by Ray Harris in Offbeat
January 24th, 2008

Forget Batman. Here’s a travel through the past remembering the best superheroes of all time.

Through the years the television networks has seen many groups of colorful characters who save a certain city that doesn’t really exist from characters that have super human powers. Whether they live in a sewer or in the sky we wouldn’t have any fake cities without them.

The Gargoyles

This race of defenders who during the day stay immobilized on a castle. But when the sun sets watch out because these powerful stone creatures are in full flight


Yes I know you were all hopping to never hear about these people again but here they are and there loving it.

Now on with the 10th season of cartoon seizures these three characters and the electrifying pokemon fight other hopeless characters and “pokemon”. All based in a map of fictional cities that we assume are located in Japan and that Japan assumes they are here.

The Ninja Turtles

Possibly everyone’s favorite team the ninja turtles owned the TV and fox television. With the martial art weapons and there rat leader these turtles survived in the sewers under the city of New-York eating mostly pizza. They only exited to fight crime and steal more pizza.

Power Rangers

Whether it be the original mighty morphing power rangers or the bringing the show over the edge Dino thunder rangers. It’s still a crap show the leads up to the rangers finding a new Black ranger and being the most amazing thing seen since the Harlem globetrotters. This usually ends there show with some White guy in a black costume kicking some serious ass. On to a new season.

Pinky and the Brain

So what are we going to do tonight Brain? Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.

Pinky and the Brain. The two lab mice with the life objectives of taking over the world. They started out with a small series in Animaniacs, but as they got hot that had there only Tv show that went on with more and more ingenious plans thought up by the Brain and ruined by Pinky. After every episode they would end up in their cage to start a new episode.

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  1. Steven West
    Posted January 27, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    Good list of some super heroes. I also like Batman and Superman.

  2. Connor O'ryan
    Posted January 30, 2008 at 10:22 am

    Excellent, brings back some good memories of watching tv as a youth.

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