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The Subtle Art of Eating Pancakes

Published by Shellmo in Offbeat
August 8, 2009

People learn a lot about you from how you eat your pancakes. Make sure they learn the right things about you by reading this article.

Introduction

I will describe all the ways to get a pancake into your mouth. There are ways that should be practiced in the presence of sophisticated company. There are also ways that should never be used where people can see you. The way you eat a pancake could make a lasting impression on anyone with you. The way you eat a pancake could lead people to think you are purebred aristocrat or a slob.

The Knife and Fork style

If you are dining with someone important such as your boss or the president. To use this method hold your fork in your right hand and the knife in your left. Use your fork to stab the part of the pancake you wish to eat. Then proceed to cut of a piece of pancake. Make sure you do not cut a piece that is too big to fit into your mouth. A piece that is too big causes you to look like a pig as you try to fit it into your mouth.

Monkey style

In the casual hand style you pick up the pancake with your hands. This method is best used in the presence of people you know well and don’t really care how you act at the table. First you take the pancake and let it cool off on a plate for a while (if it is hot). After the pancake is cool enough for you to handle you can either decide to hold it in your hands and take bites or rip it into smaller pieces that you eat individually.

Slob style

This is probably the funnest way to eat a pancake. You should only attempt this method if have closed all the curtains in the house and have locked all the doors. This way of eating should never be seen by anyone. To use this method take a pancake and cover it with as many toppings as you can. Then put your hands behind your back and shove your face into the pancake and start chewing. When you are done eating all your pancakes make sure to take a shower.

Conclusion

Eating pancakes a special and specific way makes pancakes more interesting to eat. I hope that soon you will come up with your own methods of eating to have fun with and enjoy.

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  1. Posted August 28, 2009 at 11:47 am

    Funny yet I see that it can be true!! Looking forward to reading more from you!

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