You see…they can’t think, their only instinct is thought snatching, and they have a board of I guess you could call demigods, who make the rules. And what they say is final, there is no rule breaking rules because the thought snatchers can’t think.

Here are some basic rules.

1. You cannot snatch a thought which is put into action by the human thinker.
2. You can only snatch one thought in a death time.

As soon as a thought snatcher snatches a thought he goes off into that thought. It is his, he is it’s. When a though snatcher snatches a thought it is equivalent to us dying, only the thought snatcher knows where it’s going, once it’s got it’s thought.

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Funny, the only knowledge they ever have is the only knowledge that we can’t.

Now you see, we dictate where these thought snatchers go, with our thoughts. And rest assured unless you’re a very lucky exception, If you have a grand idea a thought snatcher will be lingering.

3. Which is an amendment made for the first rule.

Thought snatchers can pursue a thought that has been given’ up on. The act of giving up on a thought is subject to the ruling of a demigod and if the thought is grand enough maybe two.

Note by the author: Sometimes thoughts are said to switch from open to closed. Reputably causing anxiety and other harmful symptoms to the thinker.

Does that explain a few things?

I hope it has and if you have any more questions, then perhaps, you should call your doctor and have him prescribe you some Ganja.

Thanks, you guys have been great.