The World’s Weirdest Inventions

The World’s Weirdest Inventions

The greatest inventors of today are seeking ways to come up with the world’s most innovative creations. Some look silly and weird, but in actual fact, can be really practical and useful. If you do not mind using them, they can help you to solve some of the most common problems.

Below are a few of the world’s weirdest inventions that may tickle your senses:

Weirdest Portable Toilet
Portable toilets are common, but definitely not this one. When you need to get to a toilet fast, this wonderful creation will come to your rescue. Invented by Paul Sender, this toilet has an edge over its more stationary competitors due to its 1000-horsepower Boeing jet engine. Reaching a speed of 110 kilometres per hour, it is meant for people who desperately needs one.

The T-Shirt Back-Scratching Aid
With a map grid printed on the back of it, this useful t-shirt will come in handy when the wearer has an itch. All he has to do is to tell a friend exactly where it is. For example, he may request to scratch his back at ‘Square C3′.

The Safest Coffin
Several inventors have come up with the ’safety coffin’ for fear of being buried alive. They include designs such as a vertical shaft leading from the coffin to an escape hatch at ground level. Other designs even have cords that can be pulled from inside the coffin which are linked to alarm bells or waving flags above ground.

The Roll-Up Zebra Crossing
With this handy Roll-Up Zebra Crossing, you may cross any busy road. Just stand on the kerb, unroll your plastic black-and-white crossing, wait for the traffic to stop and walk across. It’s that easy!

The Hay Fever Relief Hat
This handy hat, which includes a large toilet roll in a holder, is fixed on top of the wearer’s head. Hay-fever sufferers do not have to worry as they can pull down as much tissue as they need for their running nose. This hat will not be suitable if you are not an attention seeker.

Ten-In-One Garden Tool
This tool is an enormous pen-knife that comes with various smaller fold-out tools. They include a full-size fork, a spade, a hoe and a rake. Every tool the happy gardener may be looking for is in this gadget. Unfortunately, it is much too big and awkward to be lifted, let alone to be used.

Self-perfuming Business Suit
Ig Nobel Prize winner, Hyuk-ho Kwon of Kolon Comapany of Seoul (Korea), is the proud inventor of this suit. Made of fabric soaked in chemical containing scented micro-capsules, it perfumes itself when the wearer moves or gets bump on in a crowded subway train. It is suitable for people who have to work for long hours and do not have the time to freshen up. Still in concept phase, it may well become the future trend in men’s clothing.

Hair Guard For Noodle Eaters
This Noodle Eater’s Hair Guard will come in handy for those who have long hair and a penchant for noodles. Go silly with the Noodle Eater’s Hair Guard instead of taking the easier way out of tying one’s hair. It does its job well and has been around for a while now, surprisingly.

The Emergency Toilet Sign
This unique emergency sign can be carried in the handbag at all times. It comes with the word ‘LADIES’ and a stick-woman picture on the front and suckers on the back. In case there’s a long queue in the ladies’ toilet, you may take it out and just stick it over the ‘GENTS’ sign next door and use that instead. But you have to do it at your own risk and don’t ever get caught!