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Top Five Crazy Inventions

Published by IreniaPehuajo in Offbeat
January 28, 2009

In 1899 the commissioner of the U.S. Office of Patents said, “everything that can be invented has been invented.” Fortunately he was wrong if not there would be no television, for example. People form ideas for inventions when they see a need for a certain item or process and invent something to fill that necessity.

Toilet Paper Helmet

 This is a Japanese invention, for those who hate carriyng tissues in their pockets. The Toilet Paper Helmet is a unique helmet with a strap that holds it firmly and allows for easy nose blowing.

Now… How can someone invent such an uncomfortable stuff? what was he thinking at that moment? I think the helmet pressed his brain!

 The “Orgasmatron 3000”

It’s a  leather clad washing machine with saddle which was thought to bring happiness to any woman’s monotonous housework.

Easy to use: The machine has three settings named like this:

  • Oh!
  • Ooh!
  • Oooh!
  • Ooooh!
  • Oooooh!
  • Oooooooh!

After selecting one of them, press the “on” buttom, and sit comfortably on the saddle.

 If,at least, one woman is satisfied with this invent I congratulate the inventor.

iRon  

It is a combination of steam-iron and iPod, that includes a software which allows to control the water level on the iPod’s screen and the most amazing feature is that the steam jets are controlled by the tunes played in the Ipod.

I would never mix fun and housework, not like this!

The Treadmill Bike 

As its name says, it is the combination of a treadmill and a bike, which allows you to loose as much weight as a conventional treadmill. When the user walks or runs on the treadmill the bike works with the advantage that the tyres are all-terrain.

 The only advantage I see in this product is that your trainers would never touch dirt.

Pro Thumb Wrestling 

 It is a little thumb wrestling ring, where the contenders must insert their thumbs and come out wrestling. It is made of plastic and has flexible rods, the ring’s holes are designed for all sizes of thumbs.

This last invention I have chosen, among the five craziest, on my opinion, is for the sake of fun , it is not so bad!

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  1. Posted January 28, 2009 at 9:33 am

    Are these real? People will invent absolutely anything if they think it will sell!!!
    It would be great to see some pictures of these weird and wacky inventions.

  2. Posted January 28, 2009 at 10:14 am

    They are absolutely real but I have taken pics which Triond didn´t accept although they were from the known sites.I´ll try to find others.
    Thanks Shari86 for your comment.

  3. Posted January 28, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    The “Orgasmatron 3000” ¡¡¡Great invent!!!
    Ii like your post :)

  4. Posted January 28, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    Lol. Those are hilarious. I am still chuckling over the Orgasmatron.

    Christine

  5. Posted January 28, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    Bueno Irenia. Me too!

  6. Posted January 28, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    Good research. When you cannot use the pictures because of the copyright, you can include a link to the web where the images are. I think it is a way to add more value to what you’re presenting.

  7. Posted January 28, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    This was a great lol article. I have to say the “Orgasmatron 3000″ sounds interesting.

  8. Posted January 28, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    It is interesting and funny!

  9. Posted January 28, 2009 at 9:56 pm

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  10. Posted January 28, 2009 at 11:25 pm

    hey , nice article, who wears a toilet paper helmet!!!!!!!!!

    cheers,

    denus

  11. Posted January 29, 2009 at 3:39 am

    Thanks everybody for your comments, I had the photos, but if you still like to se the famous Orgasmatron 3000 write this in google and you´ll see …

  12. Posted January 29, 2009 at 4:48 am

    Interesting list. I very much enjoy reading this.

  13. Posted February 1, 2009 at 5:41 am

    wow,these are awesome inventions ma’am,

  14. Posted February 1, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    this is cool as sh@# great piece..

  15. Posted February 1, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    Very fun, interesting and entertaining article!

    Blessings.

    Sincerely,

    -Liane Schmidt.

  16. Posted February 2, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    Those are all some nutty ideas!!!

  17. Posted February 3, 2009 at 8:01 am

    I found “Oh!
    Ooh!
    Oooh!
    Ooooh!
    Oooooh!
    Oooooooh!”

    very special lol…It looks like a slope..

  18. Posted February 3, 2009 at 10:44 pm

    Wow! Who knew. Very interesting and funny information.

  19. Posted February 4, 2009 at 4:34 am

    Thanks Yovita for visiting my article.

  20. Posted February 4, 2009 at 4:36 am

    Nobert Soloria Bermosa: yes, they ´re really awesome as you said, thanks for cmmenting.

  21. Posted February 4, 2009 at 4:37 am

    Richard Reeed:thanks for visiting my article.

  22. Posted February 4, 2009 at 4:40 am

    Chan Lee Peng: it´s an honor to have you amang my visitors, you really write very well, thanks for supporting me.

  23. Posted February 27, 2009 at 6:40 am

    great article to share… very informative

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