A few months ago I lamented about the “Top 10″ articles which seem to be getting all the spotlight in the feature section.

I believe that anyone who can come up with some cool titles for “Top” articles could have the same success and, since I’m strapped for time, I’ve come up with the Top 5 titles sure to get you some notoriety.

In this recession we are all looking for ways to get more money and improve the amount of views to our pages. After my last article, I’m still wondering how to get on the main page, and what kind of amazing/crazy  title I’d have to think up to tap into those page views.

Yes “Top Ten” has more of a ring to it, but please be happy with five. If anyone actually writes the articles that go with these titles, send me the link. I’d love to know what kind of weekend getaway I can plan for under five dollars. Also, If you happen to think up any cool new titles, mention them below. If a rainbow and some cool titles can’t get me noticed, maybe nothing can.

Top Five Things I Should Have Started This Article with So It Would Become Popular Like All the Other Top Five Articles That Start with the Number Five:

1. Top 5 Craziest Nightmares You’d Sell to Hollywood As an Action Thriller Movie

2.The Top 5 Best Weekend Getaway Trips Under $5

3. Coolest Top 5 Disaster Videos With Color Commentary from Celebrity Guest Stars Such as Brad Pit, Paris Hilton and Arnold Schwarzenegger Including Phrases Like ‘I’ll Be Back’ and ‘That’s Hot’ Which Are Sure to Take On  Whole New Meanings!

4. My Top 5 Sexiest Homemade Snake Bite Remedies 

5.  The All-time, Best, Most Amazing, Spectacular, Super-Awesome, Impossibly Cool, Inconceivable, Undeniable Indistinguishable, Fantsastic, Incredible, Unusual, Indefatigible, and Generally Clever, Top 5 List of Adjective Modifers Used to Describe All The Really Great Stuff I Could Buy At a Yard Sale For Under $5 with my Obama Stimulus Money.