1. Bean Boozled- Jelly beans with 20 flavors and 10 colors. For every color there is one good flavor and one disgusting one. There is now way to know the difference. The flavors are Skunk Spray, Moldy Cheese, Baby Wipes, Rotten Egg, Vomit, and more. And they actually taste like the real thing.

2. Durian Candy- A made in Singapore candy made from durian fruit. Some food writer said that “its odor is best described as pig-shit, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock.” I’ll take his word for it. The candy is banned in many public transportation and hospitals. 

3. Crick-Ettes- These are actual crickets sprinkled with various flavors. They are marketed as with sour cream and onion flavor. But they are so nasty it would be a shame to not put them on the list.

4. Jane-Jane Tasty Tuna Tidbits- Candy made from tuna and some other chemicals that we don’t know. What kind of sick retard invented these? I mean, fish is fish, not candy.

5. Ant Candy- Just a lump of melted sugar with some dead ants thrown in to it. Why do they hate ants? Why not flies? And is this candy even legal? I’m calling the FDA.

6. Gorilla Boogers- Not really boogers of a gorilla but smashed beans that taste like dirt with some type of sweetener

7. Hotlix Candy- Popsicle like scorpion inside sugar coating. First it’s sweet, then call 911 because your kid is about to die.

8. Dubbel Zout- Licorice flavored Dutch candy that looks like something a drug dealer sells. And its salt candy.

9. Candy Scabs- Yes, the candy does look like scab and tastes like burnt cherries. You stick the band aid on tour arm and lick.

10. Ear Wax- The candy tastes good but, is it really enjoyable to scrape earwax candy out of a plastic ear?