Twelve Days of Star Wars Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me:

A Boba Fett in Jabba’s Palace.

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On the Second day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me:

Two Death Stars,

And a Boba Fett in Jabba’s Palace.

On the third day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

Three Imperial Senators,

Two Death Stars,

And a Boba Fett in Jabba’s Palace.

On the fourth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

Four Sy Snootles singing,

Three Imperial Senators,

Two Death Stars,

And a Boba Fett in Jabba’s Palace.

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On the fifth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

Five Golden Droids!

Four Sy Snootles singing,

Three Imperial Senators,

Two Death Stars,

And a Boba Fett in Jabba’s Palace.

On the Sixth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

Six Tautans running,

Five Golden Droids!

Four  Sy Snootles singing,

Three Imperial Senators,

Two Death Stars,

And a Boba Fett in Jabba’s Palace.

On the Seventh day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

Seven Ewoks yelling,

Six Tautans running,

Five Golden Droids!

Four  Sy Snootles singing,

Three Imperial Senators,

Two Death Stars,

And a Boba Fett in Jabba’s Palace.

On the Eighth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:
Eight AT-ATs walking,

Seven Ewoks yelling,

Six Tautans running,

Five Golden Droids!

Four  Sy Snootles singing,

Three Imperial Senators,

Two Death Stars,

And a Boba Fett in Jabba’s Palace.

On the Ninth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

Nine Twi’leks dancing

Eight AT-ATs walking,

Seven Ewoks yelling,

Six Tautans running,

Five Golden Droids!

Four  Sy Snootles singing,

Three Imperial Senators,

Two Death Stars,

And a Boba Fett in Jabba’s Palace.

On the Tenth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

Ten Sith lords leaping,

Nine Twi’leks dancing

Eight AT-ATs walking,

Seven Ewoks yelling,

Six Tautans running,

Five Golden Droids!

Four Sy Snootles singing,

Three Imperial Senators,

Two Death Stars,

And a Boba Fett in Jabba’s Palace.

On the Eleventh day of Christmas

My true love gave to me,

Eleven Troopers missing,

Ten Sith lords leaping,

Nine Twi’leks dancing

Eight AT-ATs walking,

Seven Ewoks yelling,

Six Tautans running,

Five Golden Droids!

Four Sy Snootles singing,

Three Imperial Senators,

Two Death Stars,

And a Boba Fett in Jabba’s Palace.

On the Twelve day of Christmas

My true love gave to me,

Twelve Jedi kicking-ass-because-that’s-what-should-have-happened-in-the-first-place…

(Ahem)

Eleven Troopers missing,

Ten Sith lords leaping,

Nine Twi’leks dancing

Eight AT-ATs walking,

Seven Ewoks yelling,

Six Tautans running,

Five Golden Droids!

Four Sy Snootles singing ,

Three Imperial Senators,

Two Death Stars,

And a Boba Fett in Jabba’s Palace.

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