For hundreds of years, toilets have been used for doing something that can only be called less than glamorous. Now days, toilets have evolved to fit ones needs. These toilets are evidence of ones boredom or just plain insanity. Check out some toilets from around the world and I dare you not to laugh.

Toilets in England:

I think this one pretty much speaks for itself doesn’t it? For those guys with weird fantasies involving a big lipsticked mouth. The teeth at the top, however, might bring back memories for Jewish boys on the day of their Bris.

Toilets in Florence, Italy:

Ah, Italians can make anything look like an art. The art of peeing anyone? Although, I’d sooner eat glass than buy that for my toilet. Imagine the conversation during parties…

Guest: “Man! those are some fancy fountains you’ve got there in your bathroom but i couldn’t find the toilet in there so i hope you don’t mind the fact that i peed in your sink.”

Me: *Tastes bile at the back of her throat*  “I’m sorry, you’re gonna have to excuse me for a moment. I’m going to go throw up in my bathroo- oh Holy Mother of Pearl.

Toilets in New York:

This is undoubtedly my favourite one because it would be incredibly hilarious to see the men try to choose which one they want to use. You know what they say, you can always tell a man by his choice of toilet.

I think is safe to say the one on the extreme right is the most favored.

Toilets in Paris:

Any girl’s dream toilet- Wine, the latest Vogue, some Faux fur and the colour pink.

Toilets in Florida:

I don’t know what is more scary, the book with Satan’s symbol on it or the fact that i can actually see teeth under the snarl.

Toilets in Hong Kong:

Now that is what i call a Kodak Moment. Poor kid probably doesn’t know that that because he happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time, his photo is now splashed across the whole Internet.

Ah, kinky toilets in Japan. Something tells me that this time, the one on the extreme right is probably the least favoured. Ouch!

Toilets in Japan:

Ah, every computer geeks dream, the Mac Toilet. Officially known as the IPoop or IPee.

Every piece of toilet paper comes with a printed Element from the Periodic Table and if you slot in $5 extra you can get download the Iphone application of your choice.

Oh, what i would do to have a controller to control the movements of those robotic hands.

This wouldn’t be such a bad idea unless you intend to have meetings in this little office which would definitely be extremely awkward. Also, there’s always that tiny problem of electrocution.

Toilets in the Vatican:

The creator of these toilets is definitely going to hell.

Equal Opportunity toilets:

Now, aren’t these just the most awesome meeting places?

Mom- “So darling where did you meet Ben?”

Daughter- ” We sort of bumped into each other at a toilet. Like they say, It was love at first pee.”

Toilets in rap videos:

This purchase would definitely come under the “Definitely don’t need it but bought it anyway because it was so sparkly” list.

Toilets for musicians:

I wonder what would happen is you pressed some of those buttons. If we’re lucky, maybe it will flush.

The Real Portable toilets:

Now this device should be a must-have for all the busy bees out there who just cant find the time to locate a toilet. Just don’t forget to bring toilet paper, otherwise, it might not be a very pretty situation.

I really don’t see the need for the blue male- toilet sign. I mean, I highly doubt a woman is going to want to use these contraptions.

Toilets used for torture:

All I can say is, “ouch”. As Confucius says – A woman scorned is a life of never being able to sit down again.

Now, isn’t that just incredible inspiration to excel at your job and become part of management? It’s either a very good ploy, or the manager REALLY hates his employees.

Toilets for guys with bad aim:

This is for people who always lose at the carnival game where you are supposed to shoot water at the clown’s mouth to get a prize. Sweet, sweet revenge.

I hope this made someones day because I had lots of fun writing it!