Ways to Annoy People
How to annoy people.
More ways on how to annoy someone is back! Lets get straight into them!
- Follow someone everywhere and spray everything they touch with a can of germ killers
- Stick anti-theft stickers on peoples back in shops.
- Hide things that will go off and stink in other peoples places.
- Go around a restaurant and ask other diners for there salads.
- Stand over someones shoulder as they read and mumble the book out loud.
- Ask people what gender they are.
- Change your last name to Aaaaaaaa something to be in the first page of the phonebook
- When you go out to dinner pretend your mental and ask the waitress for an extra seat for you imaginary friend
- Keep on playing the same song on the jukebox
- Pay for something expensive in 5 cent coins or pennies.
- Keep on saying to others that the world is all just your imagination and that they are not real. For all you know I could be telling imaginary people this.
- After someone has just explained something very big pretend you weren’t paying and say “wait, start over i wasn’t listening” or “were you talking to me?”
- Disagree with everything everyone says.
- rite rtrdly.
- Speak really quietly so everyone has to say ‘what?’
- Pretend you have gone deaf.
- Pretend you have gone blind.
- Take pictures and say random things to strangers and then run away.
- Ride a unicycle everywhere you go.
- Move peoples bookmarks forward about 10 pages while they are not looking.
I hope I helped you annoy someone. Maybe someday these pointless things may come in handy. For some more pointless tips on how to annoy someone, follow this link: http://www.purpleslinky.com/Offbeat/10-Ways-to-Really-Annoy-Someone.738683
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