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Ways to Annoy People

Published by julz rulz1071 in Offbeat
June 5, 2009

How to annoy people.

More ways on how to annoy someone is back! Lets get straight into them!

  1. Follow someone everywhere and spray everything they touch with a can of germ killers
  2. Stick anti-theft stickers on peoples back in shops.
  3. Hide things that will go off and stink in other peoples places.
  4. Go around a restaurant and ask other diners for there salads.
  5. Stand over someones shoulder as they read and mumble the book out loud.
  6. Ask people what gender they are.
  7. Change your last name to Aaaaaaaa something to be in the first page of the phonebook
  8. When you go out to dinner pretend your mental and ask the waitress for an extra seat for you imaginary friend
  9. Keep on playing the same song on the jukebox
  10. Pay for something expensive in 5 cent coins or pennies.
  11. Keep on saying to others that the world is all just your imagination and that they are not real. For all you know I could be telling imaginary people this.
  12. After someone has just explained something very big pretend you weren’t paying and say “wait, start over i wasn’t listening” or “were you talking to me?”
  13. Disagree with everything everyone says.
  14. rite rtrdly.
  15. Speak really quietly so everyone has to say ‘what?’
  16. Pretend you have gone deaf.
  17. Pretend you have gone blind.
  18. Take pictures and say random things to strangers and then run away.
  19. Ride a unicycle everywhere you go.
  20. Move peoples bookmarks forward about 10 pages while they are not looking.

I hope I helped you annoy someone. Maybe someday these pointless things may come in handy. For some more pointless tips on how to annoy someone, follow this link:   http://www.purpleslinky.com/Offbeat/10-Ways-to-Really-Annoy-Someone.738683

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