Okay, who has been telling these people that the “F” word makes them attractive? 

Nearly everywhere I go, there are people who seem to think that if they use that particular four-letter word enough times in a sentence, something magical will happen.  So all I can figure is that someone told them the word—if repeated enough times—will make men taller and more muscular, and women will become irresistible sirens.

No?

Then…that means these people who have six-word vocabularies talk that way because—why?  Please, can someone explain to me why a person would recite the “F” word as if it were a prayer, or incantation? 

And another question:   When did that word become a euphemism for things like “friend”? 

Well, I’ve got a surprise for all of the people out there who throw that word around as if it were a ping-pong ball:  Every time you say the word, you go down a notch, socially.  Probably no one ever told you this before.  You might not believe me. 

But let me ask you this:  How many millionaires in $2000 shoes and custom-made suits do you hear spouting the “F” word every 10 seconds?  Even every hour?

Uh-huh, that’s what I’m trying to say….  It isn’t cool.  It is trashy.  And THEY get it. 

When are the frequent “F” word users going to get it?