So what do we do…

I personally have played a million of those zombie games (last stand, last stand 2, left 4 dead, to name a few) and what it pretty much is is barricading yourself at night with a supply of food, water, weapons, and ammo. An ipod might be nice to, you know,  drown out the zombie cries and get yourself in the zone. Not gonna lie, a good techno song (SANDSTORM)… PERFECT zombie fighting music.

So lets think…

Barricade

We need a very, very secure location to barricade ourselves. It cant be too high, because zombies might jump off of buildings next to yours, fly through the windows, and eat you. Cant let that happen

Likewise, it cant be too low because thousands upon thousands of zombies would be coming at you in a relatively small amount of space. They wouldn’t have to move far, you would be firing away, and  a few moments later.. CLICK you’re outta ammo. Bye, it was nice knowing you were a complete WASTE of the remaining human race.

That height advantage would be pretty nice though… it would be pretty easy to squeeze off head shots as you are looking down upon zombies, because, as we know, ammo is really important

Alright so something not too high.. not too low.. I GOT IT

OK so you know one of those multi story warehouse things? like Dicks Sporting Goods or something? Well, there is a Dicks near me and on the third floor is the hunting weapons floor. Barricade the two escalators there have a decent supply of food and water, and there, you’re set. You pretty much have all the ammo and weapons you need for a while because, hey, nothing beats the hunting section of dicks sporting goods.

Weapons

Weapons.. our most important survival tool if we are ever overrun by zombies..

FYI zombies can take a lot of bullets. You can pump a whole clip into them and they’d still be walking up to you while you’re reloading and the last thing you think is WTF as they eat your brains. Sucks.. THAT’S WHY we should be well prepared!

A Good, Strong, Accurate, Plenty-Of-Ammo-Holding Gun would be your best choice

Ak-47: yea boy, very, very accurate gun, super strong too

M249: this monster can fire 100 rounds pretty useful for when they just barrage you with bodies upon bodies

P90: pretty weak gun, but makes up in its rate of fire and 50 round clip. Accurate too

Shotgun: no one could forget the classic, American Redneck weapon, the shotgun. Preferably pump action, this beast would one hit anything that comes in your way

BACKUP

A couple of good backup weapons would be:

The pistol: When your primary is out and you don’t have time to reach for another gun that is simply two feet away, reach into your pocket and pull out a pistol! This can save your arse and pull you out of sticky situations.

Combat Knife: What happens when ur completely out of ammo? do you start screaming or panicking? No way yo we don’t wanna give them that satisfaction. We go down slashing their throats. Even if it doesn’t do anything at all you will be forever remembered as a hero

Sniper: This would be especially good if you have a partner. See you could be hitting all the zombies that come close range to you, while your partner sits upon a barrel or something of that sort, and hits them long range. Hey, this just means more time for you to live.

Daytime

Alright so all this action happens at night. So what do we do during the day? well, whatever you want! Its daytime man. Humans RULE. You have to get the essentials down first though; stock up on food and water, resupply ammo and weapons, fortify your barricade, and THEN you could go do whatever you want. You could head to a club, but i doubt anyone would be there. You could head to the beach! Alone.. okay this sucks. Stupid zombies took away everything.

NOTE: This guide might fail in the attempt of use with vampires, werewolves, mutant little kids, or anything that is not a zombie