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Fool’s Guide: 2011 Ridiculous Road Code of The World
Note: This is a joke. These rules do not really exist. For your own safety and those of others, please stick with the rules common to you.
Of course there are many things that guys find sexy and attractive in girls. Then there can come a point where things get a bit weird and cross in to that area we might just call too sexy.
10 Things All Guys Should Pretend They’re Not Familiar With
Having knowledge of certain things will mark you as a loser for sure. So if one of these things comes up when you’re in the presence of a girl, just pretend you’re as confused as she is and try your darnedest to change the subject before she sniffs you out.
10 Things All Guys Should Try to Become Familiar With
Girls expect all men to be familiar with certain things. Cars, college basketball, and vaginas, for example. And if you’re obviously uncomfortable with these things, then I’m afraid there’s little hope for you. Does this mean you have to completely replace your library of late Restoration epic poetry with issues of lowbrow car magazines like Lowrider?
You’re at a bar, or a party, or a playground, and you see a pretty girl. You try to work up the nerve to say something to her, but you just can’t do it. Is it because you’re a coward? Yes, partly. But it’s also because you don’t have the right pick-up material. Here, my friend, is the right material.
Tired of that big brain getting in the way of your romantic hopes? Try this on for size.
How to Tell If Your Online Girlfriend is Really a Girl
How much do you really know about your Internet girlfriend? Can you say with complete confidence that she is, in fact, a she? Probably not. Give “her” this little quiz and find out once and for all the true sex of the person you’ve been sending all those nude pictures to.
What Kind of Girl You Should Go For
Do you keep missing your mark in the dating world? Maybe it’s because you’re aiming for the wrong target.
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