Death

Published by shawnn0011235 in Offbeat
February 27, 2010
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If you like pranks, and if this is a prank, and if you want to know about death, I will be very happy to teach you everything you need to know in less than one word.

Yes, I Am Glad You Didn’t Say Banana

Published by Mariah Johnson in Food
October 16, 2008
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Because if you did, we would have some serious problems.

A Plague of Watery Melons

Published by Mariah Johnson in Food
October 16, 2008
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Watermelons are horrible things. Show the proper hatred for the melony things.

How to Properly Hate Bagels

Published by Mariah Johnson in Food
October 15, 2008
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Five easy ways to say we’re not gonna take it anymore to those nasty bits of icky round bread.