Sometimes sister can get on her dew claws. I do love sister but when she gets on her dew claws, girl, watch out. She will open a can of whip ass all over you. It would suit me just fine if she would put a little whip ass on Guthrie, but noooo, sisters as meek as a little lamb with that hateful man. He just makes me want to puke when he puts on his Sunday school airs. But sister don’t pay no mind to Guthrie. It’s me she gives that old go to hell look.
If you do not know what the word Irony means, you will after reading this list.
An essential guide to ironing the perfect shirt for that special man in your life.
You may think beating a world record by growing the largest watermelon or having the most weddings in one hour is weird enough, but these wacky world records held here by these determined folks will have you scratching your head.
This is a humorous and descriptive list of household chores that I really do not like to do.
A humorous of items you should never say to a humble homemaker.