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The Ultimate Guide to Snobbery
Civilize yourself, become a snob. Being a snob means you no better… ALWAYS! Warning!: You may narrow your paths for friendship… unless your a charismatic schmoozer. But remember its QUALITY not quantity.
This will give you the lowdown on the “three second rule” that governs our picking back food from the floor!
20 Things to Do on Becoming a Celebrity
When fame and fortune falls at your feet and the world finally sees your celebrity status, what should you do next? Follow these 20 tips to make your new lifestyle a success.
Spiritual Awakening Weekend with Guru Bob: Book Now!
A satirical comment on the growth of Spiritual Retreats.
The But-I-Sure-as-Hell-Know-I-Love-Ice-Cream Guide to Ice Cream
Handy hints for happily handling this hedonistic heaven.
This is a set of twenty things that can be accomplished in five minutes or less to give you a sense of accomplishment even in this got-no-time world.
How to Speak Southern Californian, Dude
So Cal has a unique speech pattern. If you’re planning a visit or are a recent transplant and need to communicate with the locals, this glossary will help you to be conversant in SoCalese.
There seems to be so many complainers in the world. Are we all becoming more intolerant? There just seem to be so many things that get on people’s nerves. Perhaps we all should all just make a great big list. I’ll be happy to start it off with a list of my own.
What is the Difference Between a Frog and a Toad?
The frog and the toad are very similar in baby structure and lifestyle. Both lay eggs in water.
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