Why Text Language Spelling Should Get a Criminal Record

Published by Atikin in Offbeat
August 20, 2009
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This is a little rant by me telling you why text language should get a criminal record. It really should and my reasons for it are good (and NOT funny) reasons! Please ditch the text speak and speak like normal people!

Transition From Youth to Maturity

Published by DA Cournean in Life
March 13, 2009
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A humorous look at how to preserve your dignity as you grow older.

Most Boring Subjects to Talk to Your Girlfriend About

Published by tojanantony in Satire
February 28, 2009
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Your girlfriend may not like all the topics that you talk.Find out which is the most boring topic that you served recently to your girlfriend.

Local Teen Pulls Fast One on Society

Published by Vittorio Di Vincenzo in Satire
January 28, 2009
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Local teenager passes notes off as another homework assignment.

Predictive Text: A Surefire Way to Make Yourself Look Like a Jackass

Published by s hayes in Life
September 28, 2008
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Five examples of embarrassing predictive text blunders.

Funny Examples: Exam Paper Madness

Published by s hayes in Life
August 20, 2008
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Funny examples of exam paper madness. Before you laugh, remember, the future is in their hands.

Mamma Mia: Lessons That Your Mother Teaches You

Published by R J Evans in Offbeat
August 2, 2008
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Let’s take a trip down memory lane and recap on those invaluable lessons that mothers have passed down from time immemorial. Sit back, buckle up and prepare to go back to therapy.

Does He Love You? Take the Test

Published by Marovan Poleppi in Relationship
April 29, 2008
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“He loves me, he loves me not”. While plucking the petals of a flower one by one, these words are often spoken to determine whether the object of affection loves you or not. The last petal gives you the answer.

Mommy can I have?

Published by Karen Gross in Life
February 12, 2008
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I don’t think I have a first name anymore. Hubby calls me “Dear”, and I can tell by the tone and by how many syllables whether he can’t find his socks or if he just got the credit card statement. My kids usually call me “Mommy Can I Have… and then they fill in the blank with whatever it is that they desperately need at the moment…

Age is Relative

Published by Karen Gross in Life
February 12, 2008
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How is it that everyone around me is getting so old? There must have been some sort of time warp incident when I gave birth, because somehow my babies are teenagers now.