10 Things All Guys Should Pretend They’re Not Familiar With

Published by mthorn in Life
September 2, 2009
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Having knowledge of certain things will mark you as a loser for sure. So if one of these things comes up when you’re in the presence of a girl, just pretend you’re as confused as she is and try your darnedest to change the subject before she sniffs you out.

10 Things All Guys Should Try to Become Familiar With

Published by mthorn in Life
September 1, 2009
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Girls expect all men to be familiar with certain things. Cars, college basketball, and vaginas, for example. And if you’re obviously uncomfortable with these things, then I’m afraid there’s little hope for you. Does this mean you have to completely replace your library of late Restoration epic poetry with issues of lowbrow car magazines like Lowrider?

Ten Lies That Men Tell to Women

Published by John McDonnell in Offbeat
August 29, 2009
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Recognize any of these?

Ten Cheap Date Ideas

Published by mthorn in Relationship
August 28, 2009
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It’s Friday night and your girlfriend wants to go out. But going out usually costs money, and you’ve already spent most of your paycheck on antiquarian books and malt liquor. That’s why I’ve come up with these dynamite date ideas that won’t blow your purse to smithereens.

10 Great Pick-up Lines

Published by mthorn in Life
August 27, 2009
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You’re at a bar, or a party, or a playground, and you see a pretty girl. You try to work up the nerve to say something to her, but you just can’t do it. Is it because you’re a coward? Yes, partly. But it’s also because you don’t have the right pick-up material. Here, my friend, is the right material.

Is It Better to be a Woman or a Man?

Published by dewooley in Humor
August 25, 2009
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Below you’ll find the advantages and disadvantages of being both, a man and a woman. Which do you prefer? Why?

10 Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Women

Published by New York Chicken in Life
August 23, 2009
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10 Funny Reasons Why Beer Is Better Then Women… Remember to share this with your friends.

How to Seem Complex and Troubled

Published by mthorn in Offbeat
August 22, 2009
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Girls don’t like boring, and they don’t like nice. So if you’re striking out night after night, maybe you should think about adding some edge to your image. Here are some easy ways to do just that.

How to Seem Like a Man’s Man

Published by mthorn in Humor
August 21, 2009
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Tired of women seeing you as a mincing nancy? Here’s what you should do.

How to Tell If Your Online Girlfriend is Really a Girl

Published by mthorn in Offbeat
August 20, 2009
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How much do you really know about your Internet girlfriend? Can you say with complete confidence that she is, in fact, a she? Probably not. Give “her” this little quiz and find out once and for all the true sex of the person you’ve been sending all those nude pictures to.