Oldest Mother

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Being nearly 70 years old. An un-named woman gave birth to her first ever child. Her and her husband married 40 years ago and have been trying for a child ever since.

Oldest Cat

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This is Spike. Spike just recently died at the age of 31 in England. He broke the Guinness Book of World Record for the oldest cat 4 years ago when he was 29. Spike never lost his teeth or hair, or even his sight as most cats do.

Oldest Joke

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You think the jokes you hear today are old fashioned. Well you haven’t heard much yet.

Dating back to 1900 BCE the oldest joke apparently says:

“Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap”

Oldest Flute

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In southern Germany a team of archaeologists found a very old instrument. It was a 8.6 inch flute with 5 holes, a notched end carved into a bone of some sort. This flute is said to be about 35,000 years old.

Oldest Model

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In a world where the face of the Earth is based around youth and beauty, Daphne Selfe changes that view completly. She started modeling at the age of 20 in Britan, and has now been doing it for 60 years as she recently had her 80th birthday easily breaking the world record for the oldest model.