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How to Tell If You are a Music Dork

Published by lukrisi in Trivia
July 22, 2009

Many people love music, but few can claim the title of “Music Dork.” This useful checklist will help you decide if are truly a music dork.

I’ve known since I was a kid that I liked music.  But it was only recently that I realized I am truly a music dork.  You, too, might be a music dork if:

  1. You know how to play more than five instruments.
  2. You take every music theory quiz around, hoping to prove that you are the smartest of all your musical friends.
  3. You knew you would marry your date when he pointed out the composer (John Williams) of the movie score (The Lost World) at the same time as you.
  4. You loved going to church just so that you could harmonize, and your absolute favourite church songs had the alto (or whatever you sing) lead.
  5. You know all the intervals by song, your favourite being the minor seventh, the first two notes of “Somewhere” from West Side Story.
  6. You own this shirt: http://www.zazzle.ca/music_dork_shirt-235093160855329110
  7. When you refer to deceased musical geniuses, you say that they are decomposing.
  8. You spent a good portion of your childhood harmonizing with your Nintendo.
  9. You are now extremely proud of your son for his ability to harmonize with his Wii.
  10. You’re mentally (and proudly) making your own list to add to mine.

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  1. Posted July 21, 2009 at 9:01 am

    Interesting! I think some of these apply to me! (french horn, trumpet, clarinet, basoon, tuba, trombone player) Nicely written.

  2. Melinda
    Posted July 21, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    I am almost as dorky as you are! I don\’t have the memory for composers hence the \”almost\”. This is a good read.

  3. Aubrey
    Posted July 21, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    Phew, I’m totally not that brand of dorky…well, that’s one…but I bet there’s another brand I totally fit. I’m kinda dorkalicious.

  4. Aubrey
    Posted July 21, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    Phew, I\’m totally not that brand of dorky…well, that\’s one…but I bet there\’s another brand I totally fit. I\’m kinda dorkalicious.

  5. Murray Hibbard
    Posted July 21, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    I knew it – I’m pretty dorky. Piano, Organ, violin (badly!), accordion, trumpet, baritone, clarinet, bagpipes (once decades ago). Have played in a handbell choir, high school band, sung in many choirs, love to harmonize, sight read (for singing – sightreading in piano stinks!). Music reigns! (Well, actually God does, but He gave us music . . . )

  6. Monilala
    Posted July 21, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    I AM SO COOL.

  7. a
    Posted July 21, 2009 at 8:21 pm

    it’s kind of scary how many of those points apply to me.

  8. loves music
    Posted July 22, 2009 at 8:24 am

    Very nice, and most of them apply to me.

  9. Posted July 23, 2009 at 8:42 am

    ha..h.a..great article! This is amusing..I’ll be checking your other postings.

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