The Ugliest People in Tinseltown
There are some pretty ugly people in Hollywood, take a look.
Once again, my publishing family, I have to share my (I hate this word)opinion on something, so again, big bad Bo Jack is on the attack, at the expense of those not blessed with great looks, but have still found a way to exploit an extremely lucrative art form, that of theatre, the arts and acting.
In the usually mean and nasty , but humorous fashion; I give you all the list of the ugliest faces in Hollywood.
1)Tommy Lee Jones. This dude is the ugliest person I have ever seen, with a look under his eyes like he has two black eyes perpetually.
2)Susan Sarandon. God she is ugly, she has nice boobies she likes to throw around, but smokes 8 packs of cigs a day, and that is just gross.
3)Bette Davis. I was a teenager when I first heard a song by Kim Carnes called,” She’s Got Bette Davis Eyes” so I asked a teacher who she was. The bitch is fully disgusting, her eyes look like she has to fart or crap so bad, her eyeballs are going to pop out of her head. Also, smokes and that is just sick.
4)Steve Buscemi. In many movies, but last few years, in Adam Sandler movies. He is one of my Italian brethren, but man, what an ugly S.O.B.
5)Sandra Bernheart. She is cute in an inexpressible way, but looks like a nightmare woman, although I still appreciate her.
6)Whoopi Goldberg. Uglier than any human being I have ever seen. She is funny, yes, but I lost a great deal of respect for her when she joined the cast of “The View“, good show, but not her area, what a total sellout.
7)Michael Jackson. He looks like his face will crack or split if he smiles, his nose makes him look like a monster from a horror flick. I loved his music at one time, but after he became a freak, and molested little boys, all respect was lost for this weirdo.
Regis Philbin. Need I say more? Ugliest person on TV. Sure, until the ugly stick hit, Kathy Lee Gifford she was alright, Kelly Ripa is a hot mamma, but Regis is fugly.
9)Sorry ladies, you will not like this next choice, but Clint Eastwood. This is one of my all time favorite actors, and a total badass, Bo Jack doesn’t want to mess with him, but seen him lately? He is an old fart now, but has a new movie called “Grand Torino”, and it will probably be his last in front of the camera, but probably not behind it.
10) Tie with John Malcovich & Burt Reynolds. Both, especially Burt, were great in their time, but Burt started doing stupid movies some years back, and John Malkovich is just an ugly MF.