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The Ugliest People in Tinseltown

Published by Bo Russo in People
December 30th, 2008

There are some pretty ugly people in Hollywood, take a look.

Once again, my publishing family, I have to share my (I hate this word)opinion on something, so again, big bad Bo Jack is on the attack, at the expense of those not blessed with great looks, but have still found a way to exploit an extremely lucrative art form, that of theatre, the arts and acting.

In the usually mean and nasty , but humorous fashion; I give you all the list of the ugliest faces in Hollywood.

1)Tommy Lee Jones. This dude is the ugliest person I have ever seen, with a look under his eyes like he has two black eyes perpetually.

2)Susan Sarandon. God she is ugly, she has nice boobies she likes to throw around, but smokes 8 packs of cigs a day, and that is just gross.

3)Bette Davis. I was a teenager when I first heard a song by Kim Carnes called,” She’s Got Bette Davis Eyes” so I asked a teacher who she was. The bitch is fully disgusting, her eyes look like she has to fart or crap so bad, her eyeballs are going to pop out of her head. Also, smokes and that is just sick.

4)Steve Buscemi. In many movies, but last few years, in Adam Sandler movies. He is one of my Italian brethren, but man, what an ugly S.O.B.

5)Sandra Bernheart. She is cute in an inexpressible way, but looks like a nightmare woman, although I still appreciate her.

6)Whoopi Goldberg. Uglier than any human being I have ever seen. She is funny, yes, but I lost a great deal of respect for her when she joined the cast of “The View“, good show, but not her area, what a total sellout.

7)Michael Jackson. He looks like his face will crack or split if he smiles, his nose makes him look like a monster from a horror flick. I loved his music at one time, but after he became a freak, and molested little boys, all respect was lost for this weirdo.

8) Regis Philbin. Need I say more? Ugliest person on TV. Sure, until the ugly stick hit, Kathy Lee Gifford she was alright, Kelly Ripa is a hot mamma, but Regis is fugly.

9)Sorry ladies, you will not like this next choice, but Clint Eastwood. This is one of my all time favorite actors, and a total badass, Bo Jack doesn’t want to mess with him, but seen him lately? He is an old fart now, but has a new movie called “Grand Torino”, and it will probably be his last in front of the camera, but probably not behind it.

10) Tie with John Malcovich & Burt Reynolds. Both, especially Burt, were great in their time, but Burt started doing stupid movies some years back, and John Malkovich is just an ugly MF.

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  1. Posted December 30, 2008 at 7:09 am

    I agree on a couple of your picks, especially Whoopi Goldberg, but people grow old and change. We all lose our youthful looks as we age. Many of your picks have character and/or talent, which means more to many than looks. The Bette Davis ara was before us, but she was a great actress in her time, much better than many of the wanna-bes seen in movies and on TV of today. Burt Reynalds and Clint Eastwood will always be adored for how we remember them when they had youth and looks. Regis Philbin is in his 70’s. Many love him for his talent. He has had the best talk show om TV for years. I cannot see how his looks means anything. We all know he is growing old.

  2. Posted December 30, 2008 at 9:22 am

    Lol, yeah Whoopi is bad.

  3. Posted December 30, 2008 at 9:38 am

    Well I’m not familiar with most of the names you’ve mentioned. The one I am familiar with is Tommy Lee Jones, and I disagree with you. He is a masculine man. Not a lip-glossed pretty boy with his hair tossed to the side like all the new “hotties” are. He has an air of strong masculinity a man who make choices and decisions on his own, the kind that would pull a woman and make her feel feminine. I love his voice too.

  4. Posted December 30, 2008 at 10:42 am

    Perhaps I was a little harsh,My girlfriend says the same thing about Tommy Lee Jones.Westbrook,I knew it was a different era,But I just saw nothing attractive about Bette.
    Any body who sees this,my cat article was fixed.

  5. Posted December 30, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    I am sure they are all beautiful inside BoJack! but I know where you are coming from LOL ,0

  6. Posted December 30, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    Aww, While I’m not attracted to like 2 of them I don’t think any of them are “dogs”.

  7. Posted December 30, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    I think Michael J. is the ugliest now. Why? Because a lil tip of finger nail touch on his skin will tear him down. JOKE!!!

  8. hfj
    Posted December 30, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    I think you hit the nail on the head with your picks BoJack. I think actors should retire like everyone else when they start breaking the camera lenses. Nice piece.

  9. Posted December 30, 2008 at 10:39 pm

    LOL. I agree with you about Clint Eastwood :)



  10. Posted January 1, 2009 at 2:00 am

    I think ‘Eastwood’ will always be a handsome and sexy man and ‘Regis Philbin’ will always be an adorable man. He may not be sexy but he is kind and gentle. Of course the most handsome of all would be, ‘Sam Elliott’

  11. me
    Posted January 22, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    What about that Tilda Sw..something actres? And Amy Winehous? Susan Sarandon is certanlt not ugly.

  12. Doug Edwards
    Posted March 1, 2010 at 2:28 pm

    ROFL: Susan Sarandon is UGLY???? Really???

    I assume that you were either mowing the wrong kind of “grass” when you posted it or, you are in SORE need of a new eyeglass prescription.

    Also, regardless of how you feel about MJ (I’m not a huge fan of his post-”Bad” appearances myself), how about waiting for actual PROOF that he molested children (and, no, Gavin Arvizo and Jordy Chandler don’t count – too many credibility issues with them and their parents) before posting this schlock??

  13. Posted August 21, 2010 at 2:39 am

    Haha I laughed at Micheal Jackson. Haha.

  14. the one
    Posted October 14, 2010 at 8:04 pm

    Goldberg brings new meaning to the word ugly.
    she is ugly as a woman or man. and is not funny.
    she is a joke of a actor and a joke of a

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