Things I Find Under My….

Under My Couch-

The first thing I found under my couch was this baby. I didn’t know her name, and who she was. She might have been a relative, but I wasn’t sure. When I first encountered it I thought it was a refugee of some South- East Asian country. I jumped backed, and through money at it. I told it to leave. It started to cry, then I did to. Now she lives with me. She is now Lieutenant Colonel of my refugee army.

The second thing I found under my couch was a dead squirrel. I don’t know why it was there and how it got there.

Under My Bed-

The thing I found under my bed was a monster. It had babies in its beard. This photo was taken when I was five. I screamed and my parents came. They started to laugh and took a picture of it. Then after the laughs they started hitting it with the baby refugee I have. The monster is gone now, and the baby is okay.

Under My House-

I went in a closet, in my basement, and just stood there waiting for my night vision to kick in. When it did I went to my backyard during the night I saw movement in the bushes. I went to the bushes, and found a hole. I throw a rock down the hole, and heard a moan. I went down there. Suddenly lights went flashing. I was in an underground city. It was inhabited by people. The people didn’t walk though, they slithered on the floor like snakes. Here is a picture of one.