Here is a test to see if you are smarter than a sixth grader.

First question:  Can you tie your shoes?

Answer: No.

Second question: Can you count to 100?

Answer: No.

Third question:  Can you spell your first, middle, and last name?

Answer:  I only have one name.

Fourth question:  Who is the President of the United States now?

Answer: Back Booma

Fifth question:  What is 2×2?

Answer:  Why is there an “x” between those numbers?

Sixth question:  When is your birthday?

Answer:  The day I was born.

Seventh question:  Who is George Washington?

Answer:  I think he works with my daddy.

Eighth question:  How many feet are in a yard.

Answer:  There are too many people in the yard for me to count their feet.

Ninth question:  How many legs does a dog have.

Answer:  Four and a tail.

Tenth question:  And what grade are you in?

Answer:  Hey, I am only three years old.  I’m not in school yet.

Oh, I guess I failed to mention that the person was a three year old.  Oops, my bad!

Have a good day.