Army Logic Puzzle
A witty and sarcastic equation explaining life in the Army.
If the only way you can gain information is through your superiors then it only makes sense that if they fail to provide you with critical information, that you should be punished for failing to be psychic.
FOR EXAMPLE
Pv2 Joe Snuffy is expected to know to go to physical training everyday, and his first line leader denies having any information for him before releasing him from work. Joe goes home, wakes up in the morning and dresses to exercise before going to work.
CAN YOU SEE WHAT THIS SOLDIER DID WRONG?
Pv2 Joe Snuffy was clearly supposed to show up in his daily work uniform. If he had been more like Dion Warwick, he would have known that his supervisor forgot to tell him that on the previous day. Therefore Pv2 Joe Snuffy will receive a verbal lashing and will be threatened with what little rank he has for his continued failure to be omniscient.
BONUS QUESTION
What should happen to his first line leader?
ANSWER
He should receive a pat on the back and a sympathetic nod for his diligence in trying to better his obviously unmotivated soldier.
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