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More Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions
Here is a revised version of More Stupid Answers For Stupid Questions. I hope everyone enjoys.
1. Is he really dead?
Answer: No. He’s just trying out caskets to see which one he looks best in.
2. Whats for dinner?
Answer: Food.
3. Is that house really on fire?
Answer: No. A heavy smoker lives their.
4. Are you going to eat that sandwich?
Answer: No. I just ordered it to see if they knew how to make one.
5. Why did you get a telephone?
Answer: So I wouldn’t have to shout when I wanted to talk to someone.
6. Are they really your parents?
Answer: No. Mom and Dad are their real names.
7. Did your house burn down?
Answer: Actually, I wanted to have a cookout and I thought it was my grill.
8. Did you rear-end that car?
Answer: Someone told me the driver was Donald Trump, so I thought I’d let him know I was a good ass-kisser so I could get a job.
9. Is that really your car?
Answer: No. It belongs to the little old lady I car-jacked.
10. Is she really your wife?
Answer: No. We just tell hotel managers that so we can get the newly wed special.
11. Where did you get your drivers license?
Answer: From Wal-Mart.
12. How old are you?
Answer: Old enough to know not to ask someone over twenty-nine how old they are.
13. Are those your kids?
Answer: Hell no! They belong to my wife!
14. Did you gain weight?
Answer: No. My wife blew air up my ass.
15. Are those your wife’s bloomers?
Answer: No. They belong to the fat lady down the street.
16. Where did you get all your money?
Answer: I robbed my boss.
17. Is that your money?
Answer: No. It belongs to the little kid I robbed down the street.
18. What happened to your car?
Answer: It got into a fight with a fat lady wearing bloomers.
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15 Comments
Haha, more hilarious snippets from you! I absolutely love these. Especially question 9. You’d think they’d get less hilarious as they go down, but really, they don’t!
hahahaha,very funny my friend,SUd
funny!
A very funny collection
Christine
ha! that’s hilarious! It’s a good thing to wake up laughing
thanks!
Randy,
Great post. Craig was sitting next to me so I read them out loud. We both had a laugh. Thanks, a laugh is a wonderful thing to share.
Catch you later, Pam
Nice creativity, is this really your piece? no,it was written by your grand mum. ha ha
Hey Randy,
You brightened up my day, it brought a smile on my face whe my wife saw me and asked if I had wind, but laughed when I read them to her.
Nice One Randy
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Wonderful. Shall read more.
Hilarious.
Hey, these are great. Now I’m going to find your original ‘Stupid Answers’ article.
fun to read. nice answers.LOL
cute! I love humor.
haha. entertaining piece.