Ever wonder what’s going on between your ears? Whether you are you a bit top heavy or light in head? Would you like to know the volume of your little Gray cells and can’t afford the x-ray? Don’t drill a hole in your skull, it’s bad for you! Just take our little quiz and all your questions will be answered.

What’s the capital of Brazil?

a) Washington most definitely
b) Beijing, stupid
c) Brasilia is the capital of Brazil
d) Rio de Janeiro is the real capital of Brazil

Which German composer is the most famous?

a) Michael Jackson of course
b) Verdi no doubt about it
c) Bach is the most logical answer
d) Nena with her rocking German hits

What is a dozen times a dozen?

a) 1212c
b) 72
c) 144
d) Twelve to the power of 2

Which elements make up water?

a) Earth wind and fire
b) Helium and nitrogen
c) Hydrogen and oxygen
d) Two parts hydrogen one part oxygen

Which animal has the biggest brain?

a) A dinosaur, it’s all proportional you know
b) A rabbit, you know like bugs bunny
c) Elephants have the biggest brains
d) Homo sapience is the most intelligent animal

Where do polar bears live?

a) In Poland hence the name
b) In zoos like all the animals
c) In the Arctic is where they belong
d) In the Arctic and in zoos and on that floating island

Who invented the airplane?

a) Jefferson, it’s his airplane
b) The Marx brothers, right after communism
c) The Wright brothers got it right
d) Leonardo da Vinci is the real inventor

What is the largest country in the world?

a) The Vatican
b) The United States
c) The Russian Federation
d) The EU

Mostly A

You have the brain of a dinosaur, approximately the size of a walnut. Just big enough to help you waddle to the nearest tar pit for an overdue appointment with extinction. It’s a miracle you were even able to take this quiz. You might want to eat more brain food and go back to school. If you can find school that is!

Mostly B

You have the brain of a rabbit, a step up from a dinosaur but still. Try not to get shot while you spend your life digging tunnels and replicating. Good thing you’re a natural athlete. With any luck you won’t need your brain at all.

Mostly C

You seem to have the brain of the average human. Congratulations you’ve made species muster. You’re brain is exactly the right size. Now don’t let that go to your head!

Mostly D

You have the brain size of an elephant. But having a large brain is not everything. You also have to know how to use it. You seem to have a tendency to overthink things when simple answers suffice. Thinking is not everything, it needs to be tempered with judgment.