1. Your left palm is slightly bigger than you right one.

2. You just put your hands together and realized that wasn’t true. (unless it was true, if it was I’m truly sorry but you are abnormal, or you have a swollen hand)

3. You’re now smiling like an idiot in front of your computer. The people around you are looking at you weirdly.

4. You’ve just turned your head and realized your alone, another even wider smile appears.

6. You are an even bigger idiot and haven’t realised I’ve skipped 5.

7. You scroll up to look and realize you’ve been a idiot.

8. I’m sorry I’ve wasted 2 minutes of your life (not really).

9. You just looked at your clock, to check if you’ve wasted 2 minutes of your life.

10. You’re now going to send this to your friends to make them feel like an idiot.

5. What is this doing here?