Traveling coprophobiacs beware:  Studies show that cheap hotel rooms tend to have more fecal germs in them than expensive ones.  Who’s to blame for that??

Your farts are typically 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. 

Insect farts account for one fifth of methane gas released into the environment, Cockroaches rip one about every 15 minutes.

When you take a piss, a small amount of urine enters your mouth. Eew.

Babies are cute.  But they drool out 38 gallons of saliva in the first year of life.

Cat pee glows under a blacklight.

Ireland is the only place where windmills turn counter clockwise.

101 Dalmations and Peter Pan are the only movies by Disney in which the writers don’t kill of one or both parents.

If you read Genesis 1:20-1:22, the chicken did come before the egg.

Hitler and Napoleon were both missing a testicle.  Hmmmm….