My first use is to throw it at people.

The pen is mightier than the sword…literally! Chuck the pen at people you hate, hurt them they will whine…everybody wins! Except for the victim.

To use it as an extension of your finger.

This is really random. It does take some time to master but remember practice make perfect! If you practice enough maybe you might even pick thing up…on second thought that might take 500 years of only practice so don’t try.

To break it!

Everybody needs something to take out their anger at! The pen is one such item. It’s breakable so your anger should subside by the time you break it…if not you can just get another pen!

To stab people.

Again the pen is mightier than the sword! You can stab people to irritate them but if you are very angry you can still make them bleed.

To write with.

You can use a pen to write with! Well obviously but thats why it’s no. 5! Write with it!

Hope you enjoyed the uses (do not try these at home except for no.5)!