The Pirate Quiz
A quiz that explores how successful you would be if you were a pirate.
After years of serving your country in the navy you come home to find you’re children and you’re wife have starved. In a rage you inquire how this could happen? You track down the scum that embezzled their money and you leave in your wake a bloody trail. Now you’re a wanted man with nowhere to go but the high seas. But what kind of a pirate would you be? Take our quiz and find out.
1. A small fishing boat comes into sight, what do you do?
a) Leave it there’s no profit
b) Leave it, the poor man’s live is hard enough
c) Board it, it’s an easy target, kill every one on board
d) Board it, have the fisherman join the crew
2. A large warship is making straight for you, what do you do?
a) You quickly do a risk analysis before deciding any action
b) You see an opportunity for revenge and attack
c) You cut and run
d) You let the men decide
3. You have captured a handful of maidens, what do you do?
a) Keep them for ransom
b) Give them safe conduct to the nearest port
c) keep them all for yourself
d) Let your men have their way with them
4. Some of your men have been captured, what do you do?
a) Leave them, they knew the risk
b) Lead a gallant rescue
c) Take their share of the loot
d) Try and exchange them for some maidens
5. You have been badly wounded, what do you do?
a) Try to hide it and command the battle from the helm
b) Disregard it and launch a counter attack
c) Immediately retreat
d) Use it to stir up your men’s passion
6. You are about to bury a treasure, what do you do?
a) Go alone
b) Take some men you trust
c) Kill the ones who bury the treasure
d) Share the location with the whole crew
7. You’re crew is threatening a mutiny, what do you do?:
a) Shoot the ringleaders
b) Call out the leaders for a man to man fight
c) Escape in a sloop
d) Try and reason with your men
8. One of your crew turns out to be a spy, what do you do?
a) Try and get as much information from him as you can
b) Offer him a chance to prove his worth
c) Keelhaul him
d) Let your men decide his fate
9. A terrible storm approaches, what do you do?
a) Keep giving orders like a maniac to make sure we survive the storm
b) Try and ride the storm
c) Give orders to avoid the storm and hide below deck till it passes
d) Work with your men to get the ship out of danger
Mostly A
You’re captain careful, always taking the safest road regardless of the cost. You don’t care much for your men and you don’t care for gold. In fact you don’t seem to have much passion at all. Although your tactics earn your men a pretty penny at a minimum of risk you don’t inspire them at all. They might respect you, but they don’t love you and that is a risk too!
Mostly B
You’re captain crazy, always looking for danger and taking incredible risks. You’re men admire you, but they fear your actions. They know you would do anything for them, but you also lead them into dangerous places. When you win you win big, but when you lose… In the end your men might prefer a less flamboyant captain, but maybe mutiny is the least of your worries.
Mostly C
You’re captain cut-throat, you got where you are by being ruthless an being ruthless is how you plan to stay there. It might be working for now but you’re fooling nobody, your men can see you’re a coward at heart. They just wait for the right opportunity to get rid of you and when they do they might not let you of easy.
Mostly D
You’re captain kind, your men love you. Everything you do is for them. You have turned your ship into a floating democracy. However be careful, pirates like strengths and they might see your camaraderie as weakness. In the end you might lose respect. If you do, it’s all be over. On the other hand if you make it work you have a great team. You might conquer the seven seas.
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