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What the Squirrels are Doing
A weird article with more confuzzling diagrams. Be prepared, this may be happening to you.
An Insight to the Future Rulers of the World
Have you ever seen a squirrel? I bet you have, but what are they doing? You say they are gathering nuts for winter, or chasing each other up trees, but thats just cover.
What are they doing, you ask? This diagram should explain it to you. (WARNING: This is a kenshi diagram! If you have problems with taking in mass information, turn away now!)
This means that squirrels want the territory we took from them. They understand economics. The more land we take, the less land they have, and the slimmer chance they have at survival. The next diagram explains why:
The nuts they scavenge are what they sell to gain land.
Squirrel Economy = nuts
We supply them with nuts. The bird feeders don’t feed just birds. So:
Squirrel Economy = nuts+humans
Conclusion:
Squirrels are using us to take over the world, they are planning a war soon, so, keep this in mind.
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…wow, id never have guessed
Huh??? You are WRONG!!! Yes they understand economics, which means they understand that nuts aren’t going to help them buy their land back, they’re gathering nuts to wage war on Alaska so they can get that land to ransom for tons of money(since that’s where all the oil is), and then using that money they can buy all the positions in the Legislative, Executive, and Judicial branches of the government so they can control the government and ignite a nuclear war with Russia, that will wipe out the entire worlds population while they hide in their secret underground bunkers.
Geez, use some common sense!