You ever wonder about the ” Live Active Cultures “  that we eat? I do…..what are they? Do they come in colors? If I had my druthers mine would be little Indians running around and gobbling up all that stuff I should not eat that clogs my arteries! Gobble Gobble Gobble! I picture them in full Indian regalia, war paint, feathers (tickle me Geronimo! He was such a cutie!), and the Tomahawks sharp and ready to do the nasty!! Or maybe they are little pac man spies that jump around and avoid your teeth?  Active does that mean that they are militant? Little G.I. Joes?? 

Do the Live Cultures stay in your system or do they come screaming out with your daily constitution? Eeeww.. Spitue.. Yetch.. what a totally sucky way to escape!! Aren’t they cold in the fridge?  Do they wear Buffalo hides Combat fatigues, or bright yellow raincoats to keep them warm?

What about the ones left in the container? Do they crawl out and slither into a corner… or back to the refrigerator to build a Culture Commune?

Do the Cottage Cheese Cultures battle with the Yogurt Cultures? What if they don’t even like Cottage Cheese or Yogurt?  Poor babies… I am hoping they mingle and mate and do incredible things to my arteries. So next time you are eating Them don’t bite hard OK, they come in peace I am almost sure!