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Why Don’t People Use Common Sense Anymore? Answer These Questions
These are twenty questions that I really want answers to.
I really would like the answers to these 20 questions…………
- Why do people who are driving a convertible with the top down have their windows rolled up?
- Why do people in the ghetto live in a shitty house but drive a real expensive car?
- Why do people eat unhealthy meals and then get a diet coke?
- Why does it take so long to return something but it only takes a few seconds to buy it?
- Why do people raise the volume on their car stereos when they walk into a convenience store?
- Why is Carrot-top famous?
- Why do people drive slower than the speed limit or ride in the passing lane when not passing anyone?
- Why can’t it be a law to use soap and deodorant daily?
- Why can’t animals see a car coming at them?
- Why can stores sell pipes and bongs to smoke marijuana but not sell the marijuana itself?
- Why does it take the entire police force to arrest one person?
- Why do people complain about everything but do nothing about it?
- Why can’t my orgasms last forever?
- Why is being sober a good thing?
- Why does my mechanic find something wrong with my car every time I take it in for routine maintenance?
- Why does my woman always think she is right and I’m wrong?
- Why do only foreigners run Dunkin Donuts?
- Why would anybody have their kid wear a tail on their haircut?
- Why do people think Nascar is a sport?
- Why can’t the Bengals ever have a winning season?
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I have no idea!
These are the questions that philosophers should be answering.
I have to say one thing, “Thanks for the laugh.” People do stupid things.
1. It reduces the wind by a lot. Driving (in the front seat) of a convertible isn’t as windy as you think it’d be. It also reduces drag a tiny bit.
2. Cars are pretty easy to finance, compared to places to live. As a person’s economic circumstances change for the better, they’re more likely to get a better car than to go through the trouble of moving. Cars are flashy, too. They’re easier to finance because there’s less risk for the lender. It’s easier to reposess a car than a house, or to evict someone. Housing has its own special laws.
3. They could be diabetics (some eat like that) or just like the taste of diet Coke. Or it makes them feel as though they’re doing something good for their health.
5. I’ve never seen that! I hope the wouldn’t leave it on while they’re not in the car. I guess seeing that car again when they come out isn’t a huge deal.
6. LOL! The universe might explode on itself if someone came up w/ an explanation for that.
7. a. To save gas, drive more safely, look for an address, prepare for an upcoming change in speed. It’s also unsafe, though, to go too far below. Some states have minimum speeds.
7. b. In many states, it’s not illegal to drive in this lane w/out intending to pass. In my state (Calif.), it’s not. It’s just the left lane, and people drive there because traffic tends to be faster.
8. It should be!